Top Blonde Jokes

May 31, 2010 Blonde Jokes

by Eric Capelo

Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn\’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: \”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.\”

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.

Q. What do blonde virgins eat? A. Baby food.

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, \”ALL BLONDES AREN\’T DUMB?\” A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer\’s disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: Did you hear about the dead blonde in the closet? A: She was last years hide and seek winner.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the \”instant pudding setting\” button.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called \”How to Hug\”? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee\’

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.

Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

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