Favorite Joke of the Day

Short Blonde Jokes

May 29, 2010 Blonde Jokes

by Mark Johanson

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don\’t know the route.

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can\’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q: What\’s the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they\’ll both end up in the gutter.

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Q: How can you tell who a blonde\’s boyfriend is? A: He\’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver\’s test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A. She thought it was diet coke.

Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said \’concentrate\’.

Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A. To avoid the draft.

Q. What is a blonde\’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

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