All Blonde Jokes

by Bob LeBrun

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can\’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She\’s trying to hold on to a thought.

Q. What is a blonde\’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn\’t find their eraser.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she\’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don\’t. They\’re born that way.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: Why couldn\’t the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn\’t know what number came first.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why can\’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.

Q: Why don\’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can\’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn\’t get Hearing Aides.

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