Clean Blonde Jokes

May 25, 2010 Blonde Jokes

by Laire Obaka

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond\’s ear? A: Data transfer.

Q: How does a blond know if she\’s on her way home or on her way to work? A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes? A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.

Q: Why won\’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks \”Where did you get that?\” A: The pig says, \”I won her in a raffle!\”

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.

Q: What\’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal.

Q: What do UFO\’s and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: Why can\’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air.

Q: Why can\’t the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.

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